05 November 2010 8:41 PM
Pak maun yang telah berusia lewat 70-an telah buat sesuatu yang mengejutkan seluruh kampung kerana hampir tiap2 hari menziarahi kubur isterinya.Penduduk kampung dan jiran2 beranggapan Pak maun sgt syg istrinya.
kemudian seorang jiran yg bernama Soib Yakob bertanya kpd Pak maun "hang ni terlampau sayang bini hang noh,sampai sggup menziarahinya tiap2 hari" dengan nada bangga kepada pak maun.
kemudian pak maun menjawab dengan ikhlas"sebelum salamah meninggal dia da berpesan"kalu nak kahwin sekali lagipun tggulah sampai kubur saya tumbuh rumput dulu".Oley yang demikian pasai tu la aku kena siram kubuq dia hari2 nak bagi rumput cepat naik.
Soib Yakob pun blah dari situ sambil meleleh hingus dari hidungnya kerana kesedihan
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) and I need to talk to Annie Wan! It is urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone, but what is this urgent matter about?
Caller: @#$... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one)was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone)is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! What isyour name?
Operator: I am Saw Lee(sorry)!
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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